Walt Disney took the menace out of Grimm’s fairy tales with his sexless, whitewashed princess stories that continue to brainwash little girls to this day. Illustrator Jeffrey Thomas is doing his part to even the score with his Twisted Princess series. Powerful, malicious, sexy, and insane, these heroines are like a welcome gift to all girls who are scared and confused by adolescence. Because let’s face it: The teenage years are the time when we call bullshit on any fake cheerfulness or supposedly pure virtue, the kind best exemplified by Disney’s creations. These princesses make my inner teenager, very, very happy.