Contact iPhone RSS Subscribe Bloggers Home

Love is overated, here is how to f*ck it up.

Share This Post

MiMo
April 6th, 2009

traces bite 20 04 a 533x400 Love is overated, here is how to f*ck it up.

Normal relationships are boring! Sometimes you just need to throw a wrench in the wheel, otherwise you get taken for granted. Don’t get me wrong, most women I have encountered in my past relationships have their own little tools for fucking everything up, but just in case you need some assistance, do consider this: Traces of an Imaginary Affair Tool Set.

What you see in front of you is a 9 tool set specifically made to create an imaginary affair. Masterminded by Bjorn Franke, this project is pure genius. I can see this being used as a prank or a real tool to get your lover to appreciate you. “These tools leave marks on the body, such as bite marks, carpet burns, bondage marks, love bites, scratches and bruises. In addition, probes of perfume, lipstick and hair can be applied to either the body or clothes. The project broaches the issue of intentionally instigated jealousy in relationships, which often serves to bolster self-esteem or to test the strength of partnerships. It was inspired by stories of people who used fake evidence of victimisation or illnesses to receive attention from others.”

Please, use this at your own risk! If this was used on me, I would never hit the girl… But I’d shake the shit out of her!

via ILoveBadThings

  • http://www.squidoo.com/fatty-liver-treatment Refugio Gerz

    Got here from Twitter, and I am glad to have found your page! I just bookmarked you, Thank you :)

  • http://garden-gazebos.org/ garden gazebos

    We did not understand your second paragraph by any means. What do you mean by that? It is an interesting topic with luck so I want to understand everything you need to say. I had been not able to find a great many other articles during my search although We are not very computer literate so this can include why. I really hope to see you publishing more frequently.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/easy-video-player-2-0-review-i-believe-it-is-actually-the-most-excellent-video-marketing-applicati Easy Video Player

    Helped me a lot, just what I was searching for : D.

  • http://www.pooltabletechs.com pool tables

    I love this site keep up the great job

  • http://chronographsilicone.usportwatch.com Synthia Prost

    Yes go along with with the majority of what is getting stated right here, I’m thankful I found this topic. :) I was recently having a discussion concerning this subject together with my smart cousin at work.

  • http://www.roofingwestchester.com/Roofing_Villanova_Pa.html Pennsylvania

    I can’t find how to subscribe to the comments via feed . I want to keep on top of this, how do I do that?

  • http://www.hordelevelingguide.biz horde leveling guide

    Your post is an inspiration for me to study more about this subject. I must confess your clarity broadened my views and I will right away grab your rss feed to remain up to date on any succeeding articles you might write. You are due, thanks for a job well done!

  • http://mcdonalds.fastfood-menu.com mcdonalds coupons

    I am new to your blog and just spent about 1 hour and 30 minutes reading. I think I will frequently visit your blog from now on. I will definitely learn a lot from them.

  • http://www.sismanim.com/index.php?action=profile;u=95908 Scottie Spuhler

    Thanks for your insight for the great written piece. I am glad I have taken the time to read this.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/fatty-liver-disease Maricruz Atzhorn

    Good article and really nice site design, just Dugg it. Thanks for sharing!

  • http://www.squidoo.com/fatty-liver-solution Tonja Harvey

    Very cool article, now I know! :) I just bookmarked you, thanks!.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/the-diet-solution Ayesha Arrowsmith

    Looks like you have a lot of posters here, must be a way popular blog! Nice read, Cheers!

  • http://knol.google.com/k/anonymous/-/2jqgdc2sdjide/1 Lucinda Pluym

    haaardcooorrre man ! i love it

  • http://www.boorek.com/letters-to-juliet-2010/ watch free online moovies

    Thank you for leting us know about it. Keep up good work.

  • http://www.babyboutique.biz Baby Toys

    I thought it was going to be some boring old post, but I’m glad I visited. I will post a link to this site on my blog. I believe my visitors will find that very useful.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/fatty-liver-diet-guide Marla Blatnick

    Cool website. This is definitely better than the others I have recently read covering this. The page design is very organized, I think I am going to steal or copy this. Just kidding…Thanks!

  • http://naturescoloncleanse.org colon cleanse

    Cant believe the giants won the worldseries!

  • http://spark.thepoliticizer.com/news/medicarrots-and-the-stick Birdie Schrunk

    Thank you for the great content. I am glad I have taken the time to see this.

  • http://3rivers4cities1heart.com/?page_id=2 Melba Haydu

    Kudos for the great article. I am glad I have taken the time to learn this.

  • http://www.mylumbarda.com/villa-racisce-korcula/ sandy beach korcula

    Just came back from Croatia, i had time of my life on island Korcula!

  • http://srtjsryjjy.com Valentine Landey

    Wonderful site. I am going to need a bit of time to entertain the stuff!!

  • http://wedding-slideshows.net Wedding Slideshows

    The best point is to relax and accept it as a temporary condition. Try to forget it is there, because thinking about it will make you more anxious. Do the points you like, whether it’s reading, listening to music, a movie, swimming, tennis. Some thing totally unrelated.

  • http://www.sportsbetting1stop.com/ Vcbet Free Bets

    After read a couple of the blog posts on your site today, and I really like your way of blogging. I tag it to my favorites internet site list and will be checking back soon. Pls visit my web site too and let me know your thought.

  • http://tweetattacksreview.org tweetattacks-review

    cool a really p0werful source of information added 2 fark thankx

  • http://WIIPLUSWIIFIT.COM Chandler

    I will certainly be recommending the Xbox Kinect to my friends for Xmas presents!

  • http://breakfastnookfurnitures.com/ breakfast nook bench seating

    I’d trouble viewing your internet site on my mobile cell phone browser. Are you aware if your website could support mobile browsing? I can save this page later to see on my laptop computer at home. I really hope you will update your own blog more frequently.

  • http://ecigarettes.bravehost.com/ electronic cigarette

    Cigarette smoking is dangerous but it can be made less harmful with the help of best e cigarette.

  • http://www.wwwwwwwwgggtffsdfhzujzhdgfghj.com Ulysses Tsui

    Keep working ,impressive job!

  • http://www.attusers.com/sms Cell phone Forums

    Very nice article and right to the point. I don’t know if this is actually the best place to ask but do you guys have any ideea where to employ some professional writers? Thank you :)

  • http://www.thearticledirectory.org/Art/229983/88/The-Health-Goodies-Of-Organic-Foods-Have-Come-Over-A-Subject-Matter-Of-Ordinary-Interest-For-The-General-Opinion.html Leona Unser

    wohh precisely what I was looking for, regards for putting up.

  • http://www.sportsbetting1stop.com/ Blue Square Promotional Code

    Man! It is like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some images to drive the content home a bit, besides that, this is informative blog. A good read. I will definitely be back.

  • http://www.limoservicephiladelphia.net limo

    This website is extremely good. How did you make it !?

  • http://breakfastnookfurnitures.com/ breakfast nook bench seating

    May someone explain what the writer meant in his past paragraph? He makes an excellent start but lost me halfway over the article. I had trouble following what the author is wanting to say. The beginning was great but personally i think he needs to work with writing a better realization.

  • http://mcdonalds.fastfood-menu.com mcdonalds menu

    I generally do not post in Blogs but your blog forced me to, amazing work.. beautiful

  • http://www.finetreatment.co.uk benign prostatic hyperplasia

    Thank you for the work you have put into your nice blog. We will bookmark to your blog because it is very informational. We love the site and will come back to see your new posts.

  • http://www.wwgggtghfjhzfzuhjkgdhj.com Melia Worst

    Well I truly enjoyed studying it. This tip procured by you is very constructive for good planning.

  • http://www.sportsbetting1stop.com/ Party Bets Bonus Code

    Man! It’s like you understand my mind! You seem to know so much about this, just like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you can do with some images to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is informative blog. A good read. I will definitely revisit again.

  • http://www.uksuggstores.com UGG UK

    What a very good way to d iscuss

  • http://hometrellises.org/ arbors and trellises

    I’d trouble viewing your website on my mobile visitor. Did you know if your website can support mobile browsing? I can save this page later to examine on my laptop computer in the home. I am hoping you will update this blog more frequently.

  • http://www.diamondcuttersintl.com/old-diamonds-2/ Diamond

    I agree, ty for posting this..

  • http://www.findgroomers.com dog grooming

    Just thought i would comment and say neat design, did you code it yourself? Looks great.

  • http://www.wwgggtghfjzfzufrjkgdhj.org Micheal Brownlee

    You are a very smart person!

  • http://ÿþh buy used jets

    Very efficiently written post. It will be valuable to anybody who employess it, including myself. Keep doing what you are doing – i will definitely read more posts.

  • http://ÿþh used jets

    Very good written post. It will be beneficial to everyone who usess it, including me. Keep doing what you are doing – for sure i will check out more posts.

  • http://doesmyexwantmeback.net/does-my-ex-want-me-back-high-chances-are-that-heshe-still-needs-you Pierre Parrotte

    Very nice post and right to the point. I am not sure if this is in fact the best place to ask but do you people have any thoughts on where to employ some professional writers? Thank you :)

  • http://www.ihbgcup.com/ Bambi Malahan

    Thanks a ton for this unique piece of writing. I particularly liked looking through it and will certainly discuss it with individuals.

  • http://www.dumboQuillman6941.com Adalberto Tesmar

    It is essential that you discover a good source of is that it is not designed to work with.

  • http://www.romantik-50plus.de dating

    I like your blog.

  • http://www.ipe-peite.fi/index.php?pageID=4 oviverhot

    Howdy, amazing writing. There are some articles that are similar but none of them is as unique as yours. Thank You!

  • http://www.attusers.com/sms AT&T Forums

    Good post and straight to the point. I am not sure if this is really the best place to ask but do you people have any thoughts on where to employ some professional writers? Thank you :)