The Mysteries of Granny as Revealed by Findus Frites
It’s clear Findus has a different idea of grandmothers and french fries. I mean, look at all the bling that granny’s got. A pinky ring? How fly is that. Maybe she has some kind of Jennifer Lopez past we don’t even know about.
And since when did grandma make french fries? Apple pie, meatloaf, boiled ham–these seem much more granny’s style.
And the kids are all cute and squishy-faced. How could you resist squeezing them cheeks? Not those cheeks–strictly good-touch here, no bad-touching allowed. But what’s going on with their eyes? Is it merely disdain for such gran-maternal affection, or is it those long hairs growing out of that unfortunately placed mole on granny’s face? The one you can’t help but oscelate between staring at and turning away in disgust?
Oh, and the french fries. I’m sure they’re tasty.