I have a secret to share while you are reading this.
While you are reading this, the Government is tapping into your thoughts.
Oh yes, it’s true and there is more. Your parents really are from another world. Your brother and sister, they were grown in your grandparents’ farm that is correct.
All the movies you’ve seen they were real, that’s right, in actuality they were documentaries.
Well maybe not the teen romances; no one really knows where they came from. That might be the greatest mystery yet.
The point is nothing is as it seems. Everything is alien. Pretty spooky stuff huh, well close your doors and lock down the windows, because here’s the really scary monster. Reality television that’s right I said it. Everything up until now has been the work of my mind, but this stuff is real. I can’t go on anymore; I’ve really worked myself into a real fright.