Life Shaver: The Braun PocketGo P-70
You hate your job and are muddling through life. You’ve developed a drinking habit that some people might consider a problem. Many times you find yourself out until all hours, even/especially on work nights. You’ve used up all your sick days and whatever goodwill your coworkers might have at one time had for you. You stumble home without time to sleep or do much more than munch on a candy bar and run some water and soap over your body in what will have to pass for a shower. Somehow you know if you could just shave and put on a clean shirt and suck down some coffee before reaching the office you’d be okay— there just isn’t any time.
As you fight off sleep on your hellish train ride in you fumble through your pockets. Gum, eye drops, razor(?). The Braun PocketGo P-70 Shaver you bought for times just like these has indeed come to your rescue. In a few short minutes your battery operated friend has whisked off your beard growth, giving you that falsely innocent, clean-shaved, well-adjusted look you could not have otherwise managed.