Hi there! I’m not actually a mouse, typing away at a keyboard built for a far larger creature and demonstrating a surprising command of grammar for a rodent. I know, hard to believe, right? It’s true! I’m a real life human being, just like many of you!
My name is Evan, which is kind of the consolation prize of names; Mike was taken, but at least I didn’t wind up with Chaz. I’m from Boston originally but I live in Brooklyn now. I really like movies, like more than a friend. And that is all there is to know about Mister Mouse!