Hi everybody! Matt2d2 isn’t my given name, but a family nickname from when I shaved my head several winters ago. I suppose it comes from a likeness I possessed to a certain droid. I live in Queens, which almost made a member of Run-DMC their poet laureate. That would have been so cool.
In my free time I’m a cold war reenactor who likes to bake bread in slightly suggestive shapes. God, I hope my posts don’t suck.