I’m a Ferrari expert
Check out the new Ferrari Zobin concept by Siamak Ruhi Dehkordi. Its sleek design combined with ultimate horsepower potential make it the ideal racing machine. The only way it could possibly get any more efficient is if it also annihilated all of the competitors with flame-throwing exhaust pipes. Did that sound like I know what I’m talking about? Because I really don’t.
Its most innovative feature is that it’s rather a small car. I assume that this is a good thing, because lighter things go faster. I know this because I am a master physicist. Also because I have a moped, and oddly, it only reaches about 65 km/h when I’m on it, but when my skinny-ass sister rides it, it apparently goes, like, 90. I think she’s lying. Fuck you, Katrina. Fat is the new skinny, so get with the program.