G.V.G.V., you make my heart beat faster
Behold G.V.G.V.‘s Spring/Summer ’09 collection. Yes, I know that Spring ’09 is a ways past, and that Summer ’09 is soon drawing to a close, but seeing as how it’s only available in Japan and select stores in the US and Korea, the chances of you getting your hands on one of these items is slim to none. Plus, if you’re like me, you wouldn’t be able to afford it anyway, so man up and dry your tears, and hope that H&M will come out with some like pieces soon.
G.V.G.V. is the brainchild of designer MUG. I’m not sure if that’s her real name or if it stands for something, but we don’t have to understand her name to love her clothes, am I right? The collection is called “Primitive Conscious” but you won’t find any caveman in any of these getups. I think that ”Sexy Neon Funness” would have been more appropriate. But who am I that anyone should care what I think? I’m loving the fluorescent lipstick, but the bad-quality wigs, not so much. The bondage style dresses, though? I’m in sexy heaven. Not all of the pieces in the collection are as in-your-face, but the line boasts some really pretty dresses and sexy swimsuits. Plus, a lot of it looks pretty much ready-to-wear without the usual extravagancies that designers add to clothes for the runway show. Not that any of that matters; most of us are too fat and/or too poor to wear any of this. In my case, I scored the 2 for 1. Not that I’m bitter or anything…