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Delvos is right…this commercial does effing blow

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April 15th, 2009
0 Delvos is right...this commercial does effing blow

Ok, so maybe I’m not a director or anything. And maybe I don’t make commercials for a living. But you know what? I took a goddamn advertising class is college and I got 98%. I am therefore a leading authority on advertisements, so listen, little people…listen to my words…
I guess this ad is trying to tell us that Delvos is the way to go if we want to piss off our whole friggin’ neighbourhood because this thing BLOWS YOUR LEAVES EVERYWHERE..LOOK, one of them is on Jupiter. SOOOO STRONG. You know, stronger isn’t always better. Like in the case of B.O., for example.

This ad isn’t very good. I mean, ok, lol and all that, it’s cute because the leaf blowers are so powerful that the lady thinks there’s a tornado (I think that’s the only word I understood in what I am assuming is German- sorry- Deutsch) but c’mon, people. It’s kinda stupid. And frankly, I’m fed up of dumb commercials. Fuck them. And you know what? Buy a rake, ok? Where I live, people need snow blowers, not pansy-ass leaf blowers. Rake those leaves, put them in an orange garbage bag with a jack-o’lantern face painted on it, and put it on your porch til the morning of November 1st. Then just put the bag alongside the others on garbage day. Return your leaf blower, especially if it’s a Delvos, because bad ads turn me off from certain brands.
For example- I don’t know how many people will know what I’m talking about, but for at least those of you from Montreal…do you remember those STUPID STUPID commercials for Alesse? All whory stupid girls in cowboy hats and pigtails and shit all judo-chopping in bodysuits, just to advertise birth control? All “I’m gonna kick you to the curb, unborn baby, while continuing to be promiscuous with my stupid pigtails.” Yeah, well, you know what? It’s the last effing pill I would ingest. Fuck that. I was at the doctor and he was like, “Ok, well, I’m, prescribing you birth control pills, is there a particular brand that you prefer?” NOT EFFING ALESSE.  Stupid ads were even posted in the bathroom stalls at my university in like ’06. I didn’t pee for like 6 months at school. I’m such an angry person.
All this to say, the commercial isn’t so good. It’s not the worst, mind you, but doesn’t even compare to IKEA ads. Those make me smile.

via I Believe in Advertising

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