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"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." - Jack Handey

It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean

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ByronLover
May 5th, 2009
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Ok, so this may very well be the most boring GD video you’ve watched this week, and I know it’s rather lengthy, but you have to give Reuben Margolin props– he’s just as bored as you are, but what do YOU have to show for it? Surely not kinetic sculptures, simple fools!

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She ain’t no Caddy, but she sho’ has a purdy grill

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ByronLover
May 4th, 2009

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Introducing the new SEAT Bocanegra. For all you non Spanish-speaking individuals out there, “bocanegra” means black mouth. I personally would have preferred “sin dientes,” as it reminds me more of an empty mouth..a gummy octogenarian’s smile or your great-grandmother leaning in to plant one on you because it’s your birthday. But I digress.
The Bocanegra has some potential. Like the ugly girl who goes out clubbing bearing massive cleavage with tons of makeup on and a load of blingage. The vehicle itself is unattractive, but its accessories make you rethink your initial reaction. I like the lights, they look like eyes :) but I’m a girl, so what do I know about cars?

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Don’t feel bad, other Robin Williams

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ByronLover
April 20th, 2009

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Robin Williams is a photographer. No, he wasn’t the Genie in Aladdin, or Mrs. Doubtfire. He takes pictures; focus, people. PIC-TURES. Mr. Aladdin, sir what will your pleasure be..let me take your order, jot it down..you ain’t never had a friend like me! Try getting that out of your head..

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An ode to you, David Koma, you rhyme with ‘mesothelioma’

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ByronLover
April 17th, 2009

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Aw, I think the model is lonely. Let’s sing along with her: “I’m a little teapot, short and stout! This is my handle, this is my spout.” No, sweetie, the teapot only has one handle…put one arm in the “walk like an Egyptian pose.”
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Am I the only one disgusted by this??

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ByronLover
April 16th, 2009

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Photographer Basil Childers has teamed up with a woman and her vagina for a pregnancy ad that has simultaneously revolted all women and turned on the gross majority of men. This takes having your head up your ass to a whole new level.

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Delvos is right…this commercial does effing blow

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ByronLover
April 15th, 2009
0 Delvos is right...this commercial does effing blow

Ok, so maybe I’m not a director or anything. And maybe I don’t make commercials for a living. But you know what? I took a goddamn advertising class is college and I got 98%. I am therefore a leading authority on advertisements, so listen, little people…listen to my words…
I guess this ad is trying to tell us that Delvos is the way to go if we want to piss off our whole friggin’ neighbourhood because this thing BLOWS YOUR LEAVES EVERYWHERE..LOOK, one of them is on Jupiter. SOOOO STRONG. You know, stronger isn’t always better. Like in the case of B.O., for example. [ Continue Reading ]

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Hats off to Alexander McQueen! No, really…take those hats off

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ByronLover
April 12th, 2009

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Couture doesn’t get much sexier than this. Come-hither, Edward Scissorhands-esque lips that seductively whisper, “I applied my lipstick in the car on my way to work this morning;” A deathly, pallid complexion that just screams “I am not a peasant who toils outdoors– I am part of the bourgeoisie, and I remain within the confines of my manor, for I do not need to work for money;”  lashless, red-rimmed eyes, complete with undereye circles; and headdresses crafted from the finest couture garbage bags around. This is beauty at its finest.

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Je Me Souviens

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ByronLover
April 10th, 2009

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Presenting the genius that is Michael Hughes: photographer, family man, and souvenir collector extraordinaire! I wanted to post more of his pics, but the ones found on his flickr page didn’t copy well, so go directly to the site…the Don Quixote is my fave!!

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Put Your Foot in Your Mouth With Style

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ByronLover
April 9th, 2009

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We’ve all made asses of ourselves. I tend to do it quite often. So often, in fact, that it’s now my “thing.” But now, Marloes ten Bhömer allows us a chance, not to cure foot-in-mouth syndrome, but to make sure we at least look cool while our traps are closed. They may not be Louboutins, but they certainly are eccentric. And in a world of Botoxed and veneered clones, who doesn’t want to be different?

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