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First Name
Matthew
Last Name
McAlpin
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Matt is a graduate student in English Literature. His whole life, the big Other has been telling him to be the Master and a philosopher, but he has come to realize that he’s a sophist and a pervert. His previous writings have appeared in The Brooklyn Rail and Shifter magazine.

Rockfield

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Matt2d2
April 1st, 2010

Dont Think  Just Smoke by Rockfield 280x400 Rockfield

Let’s be honest. There’s a lot of crap over at deviantart.com.

But not Rockfield. Smokey seventies inspired album art and sultry pin-up girls, what’s not to love.

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Betsy Vanlangen

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Matt2d2
March 19th, 2010

Screen shot 2010 03 08 at 1.10.35 AM 570x400 Betsy VanlangenWhat can be said about Betsy Lanlagen?

She looks sexy in fish, that’s for sure.

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The Mysteries of Granny as Revealed by Findus Frites

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Matt2d2
March 5th, 2010

findus11 550x412 1 533x400 The Mysteries of Granny as Revealed by Findus Frites

It’s clear Findus has a different idea of grandmothers and french fries. I mean, look at all the bling that granny’s got. A pinky ring? How fly is that.  Maybe she has some kind of Jennifer Lopez past we don’t even know about.

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Gravity

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Matt2d2
March 4th, 2010

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You know that part of Ghostbusters where Sigourney Weaver is floating above her bed. Yeah, well Gravity is kind of like that. But with less demon possession. God I loved Ghostbusters. The last time Dan Aykroyd was actually funny.
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Oyster Dreams – Beatrice Morabito

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Matt2d2
March 3rd, 2010
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What do Barbie’s friends do behind doors? Apparently, Beatrice Morabito knows, and it’s pretty kinky.

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Introducing Matt2d2

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Matt2d2
February 23rd, 2010
Hi everybody! Matt2d2 isn’t my given name, but a family nickname from when I shaved my head several winters ago. I suppose it comes from a likeness I possessed to a certain droid. I live in Queens, which almost made a member of Run-DMC their poet laureate. That would have been so cool.

In my free time I’m a cold war reenactor who likes to bake bread in slightly suggestive shapes. God, I hope my posts don’t suck.