An ode to you, David Koma, you rhyme with ‘mesothelioma’
Aw, I think the model is lonely. Let’s sing along with her: “I’m a little teapot, short and stout! This is my handle, this is my spout.” No, sweetie, the teapot only has one handle…put one arm in the “walk like an Egyptian pose.”
David Koma is an up-and-coming designer whose Autumn/Winter ’09 collection is displayed below. I happen to think that the pieces displayed are quite nice. Especially the see-through mesh one, which I would totally wear just to make all of you jealous with my killer abs. Well, it’s not six-pack exactly. You see, I only have one ab, and it gets even bigger when I sit down, but it kills your six measly ones. And forget that washboard crap..mine is all nice and mushy…perfect for this particular David Koma creation.
When I wear this, please, no headlight jokes. That’s just in bad taste. And don’t laugh because the nipples look like eyes and the skirt looks like the nose and mouth of a cow. I’m sure that this bovine image was wholly unintentional on the designer’s part.